he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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