That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Just puked most of my soul out..
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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