put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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