Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
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He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
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My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
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