I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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