all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
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wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
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Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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