its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
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