it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
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