I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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