Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
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