How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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