discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
No subtext here. People are naked.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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