So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I just gift wrapped bread.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
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Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
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You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
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