At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
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