dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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