i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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