Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
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You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
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If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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