and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
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i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
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Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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