do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
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