chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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