you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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