I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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