I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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