rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
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Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
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we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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