just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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