going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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