I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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