hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
I checked into jail on foursquare
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
This is my gift to your gina
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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