Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
bring money and cleavage
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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