you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
We need to rekindle our bromance
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
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Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
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When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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