So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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