You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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