its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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