we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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