Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
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Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
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The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
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