Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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