I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
There's even glitter on my cock...
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