Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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