If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
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You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
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He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
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