On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
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What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
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He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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