is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
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