another moral hangover. fuck.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
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There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
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She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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