Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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