All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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