why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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