just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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