what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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