Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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