just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
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Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
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College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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