Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
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