check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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