He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
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Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
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As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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