Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
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Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
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My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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