Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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