yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Randomize
