I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
The feeling are messing with the penis
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
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