Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
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